506 – “One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take off our shoes at the airport. Thirty-one school shootings since Columbine and no changes in our regulation of guns.”

–anonymous [See Source Notes]

Quote Number:  469

Source: Meme that first appeared in 2015

Source Notes: This is misattributed to John Oliver, however, he stated, on the October 18, 2015 episode of Last Week Tonight (“Canada”), that he did not say this quote and it did not originate with him. I have not been able to confirm this, however, it has been published in several generally reliable sources.