“When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
– Cave Johnson (Voiced by J K Simmons) in Valve Corporation’s Portal 2
Quote Number: 466
Source: Wolpaw, Erik; Jay Pinkerton, Chet Faliszek. Portal 2. Published by Valve Corporation. April 19, 2011.
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