506 – “One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take off our shoes at the airport. Thirty-one school shootings since Columbine and no changes in our regulation of guns.”

–anonymous [See Source Notes]

132 – “A great people has been moved to defend a great nation. Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve. America was targeted for attack because we’re the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining.”

– George W Bush, 43rd President of the United States of America

127 – “Se ha puesto tan serio el mundo que el humor es una profesión de riesgo.”

“The world has become so serious that humor is a risky profession.”

– Bernardo Erlich